he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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