they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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