Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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