Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Randomize
