i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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