Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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