I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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