are you still at the devil's house?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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