Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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