Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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