Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Randomize
