I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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