LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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