whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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