I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize