If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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