Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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