If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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