OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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