Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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