The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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