btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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