party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
