2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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