Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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