ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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