After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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