Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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