Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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