I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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