This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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