Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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