Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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