It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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