my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
How's work?
Spinning.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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