i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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