Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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