So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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