on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
no, he came in my armpit
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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