guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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