Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
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