I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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