But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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