i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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