I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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