I didn't shave. On purpose
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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