But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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