just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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