All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Randomize
