wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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