is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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