Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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