kristin has been a bad kristin
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i think i have herpe
just one?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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