a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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