Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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